#I love you colonel sanders for free#
The game is available for free on Steam, so you could just check it out for the meme. Would I recommend this as a game? No, if you have literally anything else to do. But if it’s similar in quality to this one we must all pray that these sort of advergames won’t become a trend. Boasting an impressive 97-page rulebook it has promise to rise well above this piece of mediocrity I’ve played. I ended up getting the “bad ending” because of it.Īs I am writing this review Wendy’s has just released their own game, a tabletop RPG called Feast o f Legends.
It did bring some difficulty to the cooking challenges where i f you didn’t choose the correct answer to a question before the timer ran out, it negatively affected your progress. The game had some lag, but nothing too major, considering I was playing on a few years old MacBook. Of course, we all k new that it wouldn’t be very hot and steamy, but this was just needlessly tame and lazy. I doubt that anyone played this game wanting to start an enterprise of fast food restaurants. Even in the “ bad ending ” Colonel Sanders says he’ll be your partner in life but not in business, which is supposed to be a bad thing. It’s just a big tease baiting you to play until the end.
#I love you colonel sanders simulator#
Though the game is marketed as a dating simulator there’s very minimal dating involved. It wouldn’t even let you cook squid, and though it’s understandable, it could’ve at least let you fail at cooking it.įurthermore, Colonel Sanders spends more time talking about his future restaurants than anything else. For example, every food that is complemented and praised in the game is an item from KFC’s menu. You play a promising culinary student, who falls in love with their classmate, Colonel Sanders. Yes, I am aware that the game was itself an advertisement but seen as I am reviewing it as a game it’s something that can’t be ignored. I Love You, Colonel Sanders: A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator: Directed by Alexei Bochenek, Trevor Conrad. The worst part of the game was that the advertising was so blatant that it broke immersion. Choices are made by picking one of the presented dialogue options. The choices you make in the game affect the endings, of which there are multiple. Along with your stereotypical cast of tropes as your best friends and foes you compete in cooking challenges which are supervised by professor Sprinkles, who is a talking corgi. The plot isn’t that important but just to summarize your character is a bright culinary student who tries to seduce the class’ valedictorian, Colonel Sanders. Otherwise the game doesn’t have much to offer. Also, the soundtrack was surprisingly enjoyable, especially in the more sentimental scenes. I must admire how the character artist managed to turn a wrinkly old man in a white suit into a fairly good-looking anime guy. For example, here’s a review for KFC’s visual novel styled dating simulator.Ĭredit where credit is due. As corporations struggle to get that sweet sweet brand relatability, the results have gotten truly absurd.
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